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OSPJ? What's that?
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OSPJ stands for "One Sandcrawler Per Jawa", and is the current philanphropic venture of Akheton Corporation.
All across the galaxy, there are countless Jawas who are unhomed, forced to live either in human domiciles, or aboard vast starships constantly moving from starport to starport. The conditions in these facilities are horrendous by Jawa standards, often furnished with such 'luxuries' as carpets, refresher stations and beds! A true Jawa longs for the sand-blasted durasteel of their own sandcrawler, surviving along with their tribe in the deserts of Tatooine scavaging droids for sale to the local moisture farmers.
Akheton Corporation believes this injustice has persisted in the galaxy far too long, and with your help, hopes to eradicate this problem from the galaxy once and for all. |
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So what can I do to help?
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Akheton Vehicle Corporation is running a 'Give 1, Get 1' scheme. With this scheme, once you place your order, you can nominate a Jawa of your choice to be the beneficiary of a brand new sandcrawler!
The cost for this scheme is 2,700,000. This is for 2 Sandcrawlers, one of which, you will receive upon completion, delivered to any location in the galaxy you wish. The second will be sent to the jawa of your choice, and delivered to whatever location they desire. |
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So if I'm buying 2 Sandcrawlers, what are you doing to help?
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Since Sandcrawlers usually cost 1,800,000 credits each, we at Akheton Vehicle Corporation are pledging to pay half of the price for every donated Sandcrawler. With the current number of Jawas in the galaxy, this comes out at almost 30 Million Credits! |
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Why are you doing this?
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It is Akheton Corporation's belief that there are not enough charitable causes in the galaxy. Too many people are engrossed on their own selfish ambitions of credits and power, and very few people work for causes to help others in need. There are other groups who invest in similar causes, but they are doing their investment for a return on their end.
We hope with this venture, we can inspire more corporations to donate to charitable causes, or create similar campaigns. |
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Do you have to be a Jawa to order this?
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No, anyone can order the 'Give 1, Get 1' Sandcrawlers through the OSPJ scheme, but the beneficiaries MUST be Jawas. ((We will confirm this using combine profiles))
If you wish to purchase a sandcrawler through the OSPJ scheme, contact Jenos Idanian for more information. |
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Current Philanphropists/Beneficiaries
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Philanphropists
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Beneficiaries
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Jeb-el Ras |
Izgit Mazarit |
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Eric Zahm |
Wrarku Rekab |
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Jawas awaiting Philanphropists
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None so far.
If you are a Jawa and wish to be added to this list, contact Jenos Idanian. |
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Comments
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Izgit Mazarit - | Wazawat nogog!? Izgit not have mate. However, upon receiving news of this venture, along with impending sandcrawler courtesy of Jeb`el Ras, Izgit experience not unpleasant biological function I thought was only reserved for mates.
Thank you, Jeb`el Ras and Akheton Corporation!
May every breath bring you bliss. |
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